During the Big Clean Out on Friday, a certain sardonic individual with authority issues and a flair for bizarre e-mails also found out that his grip wasn’t what it used to be. The hard way.
The bottom glass shelf in the Lab Coffee Area fridge mysteriously exploded (quite possibly having to do with a sudden impact-related deceleration, but I’m not going to point any fingers until more research is done.)
The new shelf should be here tomorrow, but for right now, we’re going to have to make do.
I’m sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. But I’m still not taking the blame. NopeNopeNope.