I have to get this out now...
This is from the Christmas Special #2 over at
Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series.Now, to really get the mileage out of this link, you really have to have watched Yu-Gi-Oh (which I, ashamedly, have). You can get alright mileage if you are into anime in general. You might get a chuckle just from some of the one-liners if you're an anime-free soul.
However, these episodes are very well written. Which is why I have to share this exchange:
Yugi:
"Yeah, well, maybe if [Santa] loved me, he'd get me a Playstation 3." Grandpa:
"Well, maybe Santa can't afford one." Yugi:
"Well, maybe Santa can just go to Hell, then." Grandpa:
"Well, maybe Santa thinks he'll see you there after he smothers you with a pillow in your sleep." [Pregnant Pause]
Grandpa:
"Pleasant dreams, Yugi." -DH