duckhunter (duckhunter) wrote,
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Part I: This is what happens when I sleep well....

Duckhunter: I love life...
Nimirpard: I'm fond of living, too.
Nimirpard: What inspired that statement? :p
Duckhunter: THE DEATH I AM GOING TO RAIN UPON EVERYONE WHO HAS SAID, "Oh, by the way..." IN THE PAST 45 MINUTES....
Duckhunter: Ahem..
Duckhunter: Nothing much...
Duckhunter: :)
Nimirpard: Oh, by the way, can you just wrap up these 12 new office moves I'm telling you about for the first time by the end of the day today? Thanks!
Duckhunter: DEATH! DEATH ON YOUR TESTICLES AND ANYTHING ATTACHED TO THEM, INCLUDING YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!!
Nimirpard: ...
Duckhunter: I'm having... a day.
Nimirpard: I can tell.
Duckhunter: However, I should be able to escape for some pasta...
Duckhunter: I'm hoping...
Duckhunter: Before someone else comes along.
Nimirpard: Ooooh, pasta sounds tasty.
Duckhunter: On the good side, our CEO just announced that he loves April Fool's day, and that people should 'Bring It', as he was planning on doing exactly that...
Nimirpard: ...
Nimirpard: He does know you, right?
Duckhunter: Well, it's a holiday. I don't do holidays.
Duckhunter: He's safe. From me, anyway.
Nimirpard: That seems like it would be a really good holiday for you to celebrate.
Nimirpard: Besides, I disagree with it being a holdiay. :p
Duckhunter: I don't need any excuse to put 10-15 GB of donkey porn on his computer....
Duckhunter: ...
Duckhunter: My god...
Duckhunter: I think I have truly and rightly snapped today...
Duckhunter: I'm kinda scaring myself with what I'm typing...
Duckhunter: I don't even have *5* GB of donkey porn.... ;)
Nimirpard: I think it is bad that I just assumed you were both prepared to do that and could come up with the materials to do so fairly readily.
Duckhunter: Sadly, it's not that hard. That's about 5 'donkey shows' in HD. ;)
Nimirpard: This is the kind of research I knew you'd be prepared with.
Duckhunter: I'm so glad I'm meeting your expectations. :D
Duckhunter: This may have to go on LJ...


Yeah. I think that this is going to be Exhibit #1 when they make a case to block IM in our office....

-DH

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